Pirate Pete

It’s Time to Sail

“Pirate Pete,” said Slappy, one of Piriate Pete’s crew members. “You look horrible. Are we going to be able to go sailing?” “We are definitely going sailing,” said Pirate Pete, in a hoarse voice. “How can we sail?” asked Slappy. “You sound horrible.” “To tell you the truth,” said Pirate Pete. “I feel horrible. I […]

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Billy Troll

Billy Troll’s Mother’s Day Song

“Come on Billy,” said Dianne Troll, his wife.” We have less than an hour before the Mother’s Day concert begins. It won’t look good if the promoter and the headline act are both late.” “Yes true,” said Billy, packing up his guitar and getting ready to leave. Just as Billy and Dianne were about to […]

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Mr. Iceman

Mr. Iceman is Ill

“Mr. Iceman,” said Mr. Thomas, the owner of the arena where Mr. Iceman works. “I need to see you in my office immediately.” Mr. Iceman went into Mr. Thomas’ office and sat down. Mr. Thomas came in and closed the door behind him. “How are you feeling these days?” Mr. Thomas asked. “I have been […]

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Rat Boy

Rat Boy and Poisonous Cheese

Rat Boy was walking through the back alley of the cheese factory one summer night , when he felt an empty pop can hit him. “Go away!” screamed one of the employees of the cheese factory. “You rats are just a disease waiting to happen.” Rat Boy’s first instinct was to argue with the employee. […]

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Fawn

I Know You Love Me Because…

“Why are you crying?” asked Fawn, seeing Spot sitting at the kitchen table crying. “I am crying because I don’t think you love me,” cried Spot. “Spot,” said Fawn. “Why would you think such a thing?” “Because you never tell me that you love me,” said Spot. Fawn thought for a minute. Spot was right. […]

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Fawn

Easter Love

“Fawn,” said Spot. “Come here, please.” Fawn didn’t like the sound of Spot’s voice. He went to Spot right away. “Spot,” cried Fawn. “What is the matter with you?” “I am sick,” said Spot. ”I think I have the flu.” “Really,” said Fawn. “Should I call the veterinarian?” “Yes,” said Spot. Fawn knew Spot was […]

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Sad Leprechaun

Lucky Leprechaun woke up on the third day before St. Patrick’s Day. His throat was sore, he was freezing cold and he was coughing. He was very upset because he was afraid that he wasn’t going to be allowed to go to the St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. “Oh dear!” exclaimed Mother Leprechaun, taking one look […]

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