Santa’s Letter to Arrow

Dear Arrow:

Thank you for the nice letter. It was nice of you that you hoped I have a good Christmas and I do intend to have a good Christmas. Mrs. Claus and I will enjoy a turkey dinner with all the trimmings and lots of baked goods. Then, for the rest of the year for me, it will be diet, diet, diet.

One point I did want to bring up is that I have been keeping my eyes on you and I have seen you swat your sister, Cutie, sometimes for no reason. I want to know why you do that. I have also seen you cry sometimes. Remember, I am watching, even when you are sleeping. You must be a good boy at all times.

Now, before I deliver your Christmas gifts, I am very, very curious as to why you asked me for a ton of receipt paper, shoelaces and some cardboard boxes for you and Cutie. I, for the life of me, can’t figure out what you would want those for.

Your friend,

Santa